Writer Roasts Michelin Star Restaurant On Twitter, Delusional Chef Responds With Ridiculous Argument About Horses

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Brad Dickson • Managing Editor
Feb 6, 2022 11:00 AM EST

This writer and blogger took to Twitter to tell the tragic tale of the "Most singularly awful meal of (her) life." She doesn't pull any punches and absolutely roasts the restaurant and the chef himself. First, retweeting images of his tattoos and then posting the absurd response that he sent to her. 

The entire evening appears to be utter shambles as the dining guests struggle their way through minuscule portions and rancid food from one of the "best" restaurants in the world. 

Looks to me like fine dining has been sucked way too far up its own you-know-what.

The entire thing is capped off when the Chef of the restaurant responds with a transparent argument about "what is art" that was probably ripped out of a High School textbook.  

Flick through the tweets here and check out her blog post about the fiasco.

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    You can find the full write-up here.

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    Sounds delightful.

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    "We got a tablespoon of crab."

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    "When a server reprimanded me for eating. These reconstituted orange slices (one per person) were a course. I asked if I could eat the real orange that had been served alongside it (we'd all gotten one, and I, at this point, was extremely hungry)."

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    "We sat through a few more courses including a marshmallow flavored like cuttlefish"

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    "“We’ve infused these droplets with meat molecules,” the server explained, and left."

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    Looks like hearty portion.

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    The Chef's Response:

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